6 of the 13 points...
Overzealous security guards will be slapped with Civil Lawsuits
every time they illegally frisk female concert-goers. (See Ammendment
IV of the U.S. Constitution). They will then be subject to
a Panamanian style drug seizure search complete with canola oil
and a mule.
People who bring their dogs to moe.down: will have the dogs taken
away and given to more deserving owners and they (the owners) will
be tied to a car in the parking lot for the duration of moe.down
weekend (despite any and all weather conditions).
All Snow-Ridge employees responsible for the cleaning and sanitizing
of the bathrooms will be given the daily kudos that they deserve.
Top will not be allowed at moe.down nor anywhere near the vicinity
of Turin, NY. Any breach of this restraining order will result in
physical violence towards the offender. The candidate will not be
held liable for any vigilantism amongst the masses, including those
who think they are a species of deer on a romp through the woods.
Those who leave more than just footprints will be savagely harrassed
and possibly tarred & feathered...
Thieves that make their way into moe.down will be publicly punished
in the proper manner: a bastinado platform and stocks will be set
up next to the moe.down-bridge solely for this purpose. These scum
sucking cheats need to be taught a lesson.